Archive for March, 2007

This is an odd question, but why don’t wallets smell like flatulence?

I am nowhere near average, but I wish I were; and while I do that I say that I like being different.
What the hell is that?
I find myself contradicting what I say and think I believe everyday.* When faced with the realization that I have contradicted myself once again, I deny it. I make excuses; […]

Welcome to the second in a series of Post-Processing tutorials. I am going to be talking about the Gradient Map tool and how you can use it to add depth of atmosphere in your pictures. Before I begin I feel I should give a basic breakdown of what I am working with. I am going […]

Just watched Monster House. I have to say that was quite possibly the suckiest movie I have ever seen.

Welcome to the first in a series of Post-Processing tutorials. I am going to be talking about vignetting and how to make a unique vignette for every photo. Before I begin I feel I should give a basic breakdown of what I am working with. I am going to be using a pc and I […]